Today, I found a flier from my apartment complex stuck in my door. Its inent was to alert me to an upcoming event involving an improv comedy troupe. Improv comedy is all well and good, but that is not why I am telling you about this. What caught my attention was on the very bottom of the flier, and I quote, "Sign up for more email blasts about this and other resident events..."
Email "blasts"? How pathetic. I can't believe I have been calling them email "messages" all this time. I am such a loser. Screw messages! From now on I am only going to send email blasts. It's going to make my everyday conversations so much more edgy and dynamic. For example, "Hey Rob, did you get the email blast I sent you about the party this weekend?" But why confine it to a single part of speech? Nouns are for losers. Verbs are way more proactive. Like, "Let me blast that expense report to you as email attachment, sir." The possibilities are endless.
Like, from now on, I'm not going write blog posts, I am going to write blog blasts. In fact, I hope you really enjoyed this blog blast! Too cool!
Friday, March 14, 2008
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There's a party this weekend?
I didn't find this post blast-y enough. Please try harder next time.
Also, I hate the thing on this comment page that says "word verification" and then wants me to type in the following: cvsdqpb. What word is that exactly? And what does it mean? Ughh.
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