HA! HA! I have a Wii and you don't! What a loser! What's that? You went to the store to look for one, but they didn't have any? Awww. Sucks for you.
The Wii is awesome because it allows me to participate in activities I would otherwise do outside but safe from the harmful effects of sunshine and fresh air. Even better it increases my sports productivity. When I play tennis outside on a "tennis court," I have to run around all over the place burning precious, precious calories. When I play Wii tennis, I only have to swing my arm at the right time. That significantly increases the number of games won vs calories expended ratio, a key measure of tennis efficiency.
So while you sad, sorry excuses for athletes are hot and exhausted playing volleyball in the blistering summer sun, I will be cool and relaxed in an air-conditioned room slamming home runs out of the park with merely the flick of my risk...What's that? No, you don't have to explain. It's okay to feel ashamed.
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And here I was wasting money on a gym membership... How stupid of me!! I really need to take notes on these things...
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