Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

If you already own a Nintendo Wii, please stop reading here. If you don't...

HA! HA! I have a Wii and you don't! What a loser! What's that? You went to the store to look for one, but they didn't have any? Awww. Sucks for you.

The Wii is awesome because it allows me to participate in activities I would otherwise do outside but safe from the harmful effects of sunshine and fresh air. Even better it increases my sports productivity. When I play tennis outside on a "tennis court," I have to run around all over the place burning precious, precious calories. When I play Wii tennis, I only have to swing my arm at the right time. That significantly increases the number of games won vs calories expended ratio, a key measure of tennis efficiency.

So while you sad, sorry excuses for athletes are hot and exhausted playing volleyball in the blistering summer sun, I will be cool and relaxed in an air-conditioned room slamming home runs out of the park with merely the flick of my risk...What's that? No, you don't have to explain. It's okay to feel ashamed.

General Equilibrium

I'm not so sure about work. We had a customer come to us the other day. His requirements were a little ambiguous, so I offered to schedule an SRR in three months. That would give me some time to develop a rough architecture and perhaps even a working WBS and IMS. That's when my manager told me that we can't change what comes in the Chalupa. No special orders. The customer just has to pick something off the menu. Then he sent me in the back to clean out the deep fryer. I don't think I'm cut out to handle the high stress work environment that is Taco Bell.

So, I think maybe I'll quit my job. But what to do for money? I know, I'll work for Amanda. She can pay me to do the dishes. Of course, she doesn't have a job. Where will she get the money to pay me? I know, I can pay her to do the laundry! Things are starting to look up already!

Working Sucks.

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